Good evening, ladies and gents. My name's Jonny. I didn't even know this about myself until I was about 18, but I'm a chubby chaser (like no other). Until then, I was just kind of uncertain. I'm 22 now, so that's all behind me. I know what I want in a lady (and I want a little more). Fun and joke aside, I am single. I've been for quite some time now, and I think I'm ready for a change. This blog is just to describe my preferences and stuff. Forgive me if I sound like some kind of pig, but I'm just being honest about things. I mean, if what I describe here is the complete opposite of you, then we'd avoid a few awkward messages, ya know?

     Anyway, what I want:

I don't want a girl without opinions, but I don't get along with bossy types. Basically, I want a girl that can be assertive, but not bossy. I want a girl that isn't snobby and close-minded to things she deems "below her." I'm a very accepting person, and I hope to meet somebody that is as well. The reason is that I have some friends who don't have anything in common with each other, and sometimes not much in common with me either.

I like girls that can make me laugh sometimes, ladies with wit. I love to talk about unsettling, tragic, existential, or absurd things. So that's a must. I also appreciate a girl that isn't very materialistic and doesn't eat up whatever is on TV everyday. I want a girl who has at least a little pride in her own mind.

I actually don't mind a girl that is a little clingy. I appreciate a little attachment. I'm just not interested in crybaby clingy. I'm 22, not a teenager anymore. Most importantly, I need a girl with patience. I take a long time to really get to know. If you're interested in me, ya gotta be in it for the long haul. Look at the bright side, though, at least, I don't rush things. We can just be friends while we talk, and that'd be cool with me. I don't expect you to tail me for a year just to be my girl.

Since I do alot of stuff like, shoot pool, bowl, cardgames, boardgames, knock-hockey, and stuff like that, I'd hope that I could meet a girl that is up for doing at least some of those things every now and then. I am honestly a homebody. I don't like to go out very often (partly cuz' I'm a cheap bastard....or as I would say "freugal"). I love to just make playlists and talk, maybe smoke a little bit, maybe drink a little bit. I don't like alot of clutter in my living space. I like to pace when I think. So a girl that isn't materialistic and doesn't need 30 pieces of furniture cramped into a small house or apartment is the type for me. I basically want to live like a monk. As long as you don't criticize the minimalism of my room, we'll be fine.

As for body type, I don't want to be a pig, but I'm not into morbidly obese women right off the bat. I love a chubby girl. I LOVE a girl with wide hips and thighs. I love a cute pot-belly. I love a big girl, but I got limits. In the sense that if I dated a big girl (200's) and she gained weight, that'd be ok. It happens. But if I date a really big girl (300+) and she winds up with serious problems, I'm not really ok with that. That's all I really want to say on that subject. I don't think you're a bad person in any way. It's just not my thing. That's all. I'm not here to criticize anybody's lifestyle or taste. I don't want everybody to be the same, anyway. I have to admit, though. I'm into weightgain. It's not a necessity, but if a girl would consider gaining a little weight and keeping some small clothing, I would be in heaven. I've never fed a girl before, but I would like to try. I'm sorry I'm one of the wierd ones, but I have good discipline. I can actually be a normal boyfriend if I must.

So anyway, my profile says a bit about me. I don't want to rant about myself anymore. Thanks for reading and feel free to send friend requests and stuff. If you care to know, my myspace is

www.myspace.com/hopefool            Send me a short message telling me that you found me on this site or I might not accept.